It's Alright, It's Okay
... to repeat, repeat, repeat - even if you just repeated
... to tell your mother that her driving sucks
... to want something you cannot have (whatever your vice may be)
... to undress in the dark (even when you are alone)
... to vacuum in your undergarments (even when you are not alone)
... to read the comics first
... to enjoy Saturday morning cartoons (while ironing)
... to eat ice cream before dinner
... to need something you totally do not need
... to wish you were back on the island of Hvar
Showing posts with label alright. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alright. Show all posts
Monday, September 20, 2010
Monday, September 13, 2010
It's alright, It's okay Mondays
It's alright, It's okay
... to admit that you do NOT text (even if you are the ONLY one)
... to NOT wear your wedding ring (but not okay for HIM)
... to invest in teeth whitening AFTER your supply of RED wine is depleted
... to still believe in fairy tales
... to go on a diet after the last bite of JUNK FOOD has been swallowed
... to have more than ONE junk drawer
... to want more "ME" time
... to call a friend "JUST BECAUSE" you have not heard their voice in a long time
... to admit that you do NOT text (even if you are the ONLY one)
... to NOT wear your wedding ring (but not okay for HIM)
... to invest in teeth whitening AFTER your supply of RED wine is depleted
... to still believe in fairy tales
... to go on a diet after the last bite of JUNK FOOD has been swallowed
... to have more than ONE junk drawer
... to want more "ME" time
... to call a friend "JUST BECAUSE" you have not heard their voice in a long time
Monday, August 30, 2010
It's alright, It's okay Mondays
It's alright, It's okay
... to print all of your digital pictures, even the mediocre ones, and save them
... to save all of your children's artwork
... to be delusional on occasion and insist that Pre-Filled Easter Eggs was really your IDEA
... to book a one-way, one-person ticket to Malta without a hint of guilt
... to harbor ill-thoughts toward an ex and his man-boobies
... to schedule cosmetic surgery and enhancements
... to despise the "mother" who only has one topic of conversation; "herself"
... to have a crush on Hugh Grant
... to print all of your digital pictures, even the mediocre ones, and save them
... to save all of your children's artwork
... to be delusional on occasion and insist that Pre-Filled Easter Eggs was really your IDEA
... to book a one-way, one-person ticket to Malta without a hint of guilt
... to harbor ill-thoughts toward an ex and his man-boobies
... to schedule cosmetic surgery and enhancements
... to despise the "mother" who only has one topic of conversation; "herself"
... to have a crush on Hugh Grant
Monday, August 23, 2010
It's alright, It's okay Mondays
It's alright, It's okay
... to ignore the "check engine" light
... to read an owner's manual six years later
... to peruse a cookbook and decide on "pizza" anyway
... to leave dog "whoopdies" for your husband to clean up and claim "it just happened"
... to dislike hotdogs
... to skip ironing for a week
... to pretend to be busy
... to learn to take a little rest with your eyes open
... to ignore the "check engine" light
... to read an owner's manual six years later
... to peruse a cookbook and decide on "pizza" anyway
... to leave dog "whoopdies" for your husband to clean up and claim "it just happened"
... to dislike hotdogs
... to skip ironing for a week
... to pretend to be busy
... to learn to take a little rest with your eyes open
Monday, August 16, 2010
It's alright, It's okay Mondays
It's alright, It's okay
... to suggest a hotel to your husband's mother or any of HIS other family members
... to laugh at your cousin because his insecurites are subliminally written all over his FB posts and your immediate and only thoughts include the word "LOSER"
... to call your best friend and harmlessly gossip
... to listen to your sister complain about her third (or maybe it's her fourth) husband
... to wonder if "Whole Grain White" bread is somewhat healthy
... to sit by the pool without SPF 50 for just an hour
... to not know how to play video games (nor care to learn)
... to swim "turtle neck" style (keeping your head and face above water)
... to suggest a hotel to your husband's mother or any of HIS other family members
... to laugh at your cousin because his insecurites are subliminally written all over his FB posts and your immediate and only thoughts include the word "LOSER"
... to call your best friend and harmlessly gossip
... to listen to your sister complain about her third (or maybe it's her fourth) husband
... to wonder if "Whole Grain White" bread is somewhat healthy
... to sit by the pool without SPF 50 for just an hour
... to not know how to play video games (nor care to learn)
... to swim "turtle neck" style (keeping your head and face above water)
Monday, August 9, 2010
It's alright, It's okay Mondays
It's alright, It's okay
... to eat leftover cake for breakfast
... to write a real letter instead of an email or text
... to read a worthless novel and be unable to recall the title, plot, or author
... to wear the same outfit five days in a row (in your hometown)
... to be conservative
... to be a "real" feminist while donning makeup, a dress and a brain!
... to use coupons
... to watch "Sesame Street"
... to eat leftover cake for breakfast
... to write a real letter instead of an email or text
... to read a worthless novel and be unable to recall the title, plot, or author
... to wear the same outfit five days in a row (in your hometown)
... to be conservative
... to be a "real" feminist while donning makeup, a dress and a brain!
... to use coupons
... to watch "Sesame Street"
Monday, August 2, 2010
It's alright, It's okay Mondays
It's alright, It's okay
... to appear in public with your child's vomit wiped on your yoga pants
... to wear a black shirt with obvious wet spit-up
... to like tofu
... to eat real burgers
... to visit the beach and complain about sand in your "drawers"
... to name a lower bodily function; a "fluffy"
... to refer to slow recall items as "whatchamacallits"
... to eat pancakes for dinner
... to appear in public with your child's vomit wiped on your yoga pants
... to wear a black shirt with obvious wet spit-up
... to like tofu
... to eat real burgers
... to visit the beach and complain about sand in your "drawers"
... to name a lower bodily function; a "fluffy"
... to refer to slow recall items as "whatchamacallits"
... to eat pancakes for dinner
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