tacky wrapping paper.
tacky greeting cards.
Dear 'school A' parents:
Please find enclosed are the Fall Fundraiser items.
Each family is required to sell $50 worth of fundraising items.
The enclosed four rolls of wrapping paper and five greeting cards are equal to the $50 minimum.
If you sell more fundraising items, please fill out the enclosed order form.
The items will be delivered in four weeks.
All monies are due next week. Thank you for your support.
Happy Selling!
from The Crappy Wrappy Place
What am I going to do with this shit? I totally cannot sell it. It's ugly. It's embarrassing. Plus all our friends have children at the same school and why would they want to buy more ugly shit? Again, what am I going to do with this ugly crap? Seriously, can I wrap gifts in this?
I would gladly donate $50. With no strings attached. With no ugly shit in exchange. With no cost to the school. What is the mark-up on this stuff, anyway?? UGH!!!
HINT: "SCHOOL A", JUST ASK FOR 50 BUCKS! WE'D ALL GIVE IT!
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