I received the oddest phone call from the automobile dealer where we purchased one of our vehicles. Since this happens to be the vehicle I drive most often, I did NOT hang up on this caller. I actually listened to the caller's shtick.
The dealership has a small supply of preowned vehicles available for purchase. They are looking for excellent used vehicles to build-up their inventory and lot. I am proud to announce that I fit into that category! The dealer wants my vehicle for a trade-in. I have no accidents on my VIN number. I have low mileage. I have a clean vehicle. I have proven maintenance records. Wow! I feel ... very maternal ... toward a piece of sheet metal that emerged from a factory.
Until...
The great big brown truck slammed into my car-ass.
To ice the cake, we all love a "man in uniform" but too bad for me the brown-uniformed driver was a "she"!
Now who wants my vehicle?
