Underestimations...

I just realized that I haven't been irritated, annoyed, mad, angry or belligerent in a very long time!!  I am way over due for some "words" to be flung around like monkey poo in the interior of a car.  (Carwords, as we call them!)  I am up for some dark moments.  Black moods.  Some unnecessary ranting.  Dispensable complaining.  Eye-rolling. 

However, it is quite difficult to be "pissed off" at this time of year.  There is so much jolly-ness all around!  I love the lights that come out at night.  The giant Santa that dons front yards.  The stars adorning treetops.  The candy-cane wrapped posts. 

I love Christmas Season!

Even when the *itch cuts in line ahead of me at the cashier.

Even when the *$$ cuts me off on the highway.

Even when drivers talk incessantly on their phone completely oblivious to their surroundings.

Even when telemarketers call each dinner time.

Even in-laws; if I had any available.  

Even with the 'mommy mafia' hovering around - everywhere.

And if it wasn't such a beautiful, blessed holiday season...

I would so not be above REVENGE.

REVENGE, let me count thy ways...

Coffee, Tea or Me?

 I am totally still in the holiday spirit of delusion.

My house is messy.

My kids are dirty.

My cats are ... somewhere.

The inlaws are _______________ .

My husband is _______________ .

Remember, I am still filled with the holiday spirit.

How many more days till everyone leaves the house - back to school, back to work, back to their hometown, back to Timbuktu, back to wherever they need to be????

Always a TICKER. Always a COUNTDOWN. Always WAITING.

God, I don't want to be wishing my days, weeks, months, years away.

My NEW YEAR RESOLUTION....

I WILL STOP MAKING COUNTDOWNS!!!