(Although this is an English lesson, due to the excessive use of ONE word ... this is rated PG-18 ... only for those who are eighteen and older ... and for those who do not easily pass judgement!)
The word of the month. A root word. A suffix. The word tends to flow freely from my lips as if i am reciting a beloved poem. It rolls off sweetly as if i am whispering the words "I Love You". Clearly, it just comes spewing from my mouth. I believe I was weaned on the word.
Ass. Not as in a body part (noun): bum, bottom, rear, behind, butt. Not as in a long-eared mammal. Yet, as in reference to a person (noun) or that person's action (verb).
-less; without. assless. without ass. Refering to one's junk in the trunk, "I'm not assless".
-ment; result, act of. assment. act of assing. The assment was inappropriate in public.
-ness; state of. assness. state of being an ass. Shopper lady's assness was unnecessary!
-ful; full of. assful. full of ass. What an assful one-sided conversation!
-ly; like. assly. like an ass. Another assly pick-up line!
-ify; to make. assify. to make an ass. See -ise: Please do not assify yourself in public.
-ism; belief, manner. assism. a belief in ass. Realism or assism, is it a fine line?
-ist; doer, dealer. assist. to be an ass. The ass- ist was busy pontificating.
-al; pertaining to, relating to. assal. to pertain to the ass. The assal's refusal was annoying.
-ology; study, science, theory. assology. the study of ass. The available online courses are biology, chemistry and assology.
-ity; state of, quality. assity. the quality of ass. His personality and assity is showing!
-hood; order, quality. asshood. the order of asses. This brotherhood of asshood is going to the dogs.
My dictionary using ass as the derivational suffix (without a precise definition, but all listeners understand its meaning): the most common verbiage heard in today's language. These derogatory words should only be used in the privacy of one's car, known as "car words". These car word expletives are necessary for keeping oneself sane. And once outside of the car, the smoke rises and all niceness returns to the tip of one's tongue.
dumb-ass, jack-ass, stupid-ass, freak-ass, lazy-ass, jerk-ass, crazy-ass, loser-ass, smart-ass, pompous-ass, skinny-ass, fat-ass, and insert-your-own-word + ass.
The word of the month. A root word. A suffix. The word tends to flow freely from my lips as if i am reciting a beloved poem. It rolls off sweetly as if i am whispering the words "I Love You". Clearly, it just comes spewing from my mouth. I believe I was weaned on the word.
Ass. Not as in a body part (noun): bum, bottom, rear, behind, butt. Not as in a long-eared mammal. Yet, as in reference to a person (noun) or that person's action (verb).
My dictionary containing the profanity root word ass and its appropriate derivational suffix:
-ise; to make. assise. to make an ass. Please do not assise yourself in public.
-est; the most. assest. the most ass. Drunk friend C was the assest at happy hour.-less; without. assless. without ass. Refering to one's junk in the trunk, "I'm not assless".
-ment; result, act of. assment. act of assing. The assment was inappropriate in public.
-ness; state of. assness. state of being an ass. Shopper lady's assness was unnecessary!
-ful; full of. assful. full of ass. What an assful one-sided conversation!
-ly; like. assly. like an ass. Another assly pick-up line!
-ify; to make. assify. to make an ass. See -ise: Please do not assify yourself in public.
-ism; belief, manner. assism. a belief in ass. Realism or assism, is it a fine line?
-ist; doer, dealer. assist. to be an ass. The ass- ist was busy pontificating.
-al; pertaining to, relating to. assal. to pertain to the ass. The assal's refusal was annoying.
-ology; study, science, theory. assology. the study of ass. The available online courses are biology, chemistry and assology.
-ity; state of, quality. assity. the quality of ass. His personality and assity is showing!
-hood; order, quality. asshood. the order of asses. This brotherhood of asshood is going to the dogs.
My dictionary using ass as the derivational suffix (without a precise definition, but all listeners understand its meaning): the most common verbiage heard in today's language. These derogatory words should only be used in the privacy of one's car, known as "car words". These car word expletives are necessary for keeping oneself sane. And once outside of the car, the smoke rises and all niceness returns to the tip of one's tongue.
dumb-ass, jack-ass, stupid-ass, freak-ass, lazy-ass, jerk-ass, crazy-ass, loser-ass, smart-ass, pompous-ass, skinny-ass, fat-ass, and insert-your-own-word + ass.
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