Thought of the Day

It is finally the weekend and ...

This pretty much sums up my thoughts for the day!

My wish list

Why is it so difficult to receive a little help?  I am asking.  pleading.  begging. 

I need a wife.  I need a stay-at-home wife who can work for free!  Included in this full-time job is room and board.  Plus, constant companionship with children, pets, and homeowners. 

I have my lovely bi-monthly Sandra ... but I just do not understand why her husband does not want her living in someone else's home.  I would totally agree to weekly husband visitation. 

Top Ten List of Helpful Hints

1.  DO IT YOURSELF

2.  I'M SORRY, I MUST BE GOING

3.  DON'T BOTHER ME

4.  I'M BUSY

5.  I CAN'T HEAR YOU

6.  ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?

7.  I'M NOT A HOUSEWIFE, I'M A STAY-AT-HOME MOM

8.  I'M CLEARLY NOT INTERESTED

9.  NO SUGAR-COATING IN THIS HOUSE

10.  I HEAR YOU, I'M JUST IGNORING YOU

This Top Ten List of Helpful Hints DO Help IF you follow them precisely and accurately.  Any one of the ten helpful hints can be used in response to any of your questions.  Please feel free to select the appropriate hint as a response to your assanine question.  Have a nice day!