Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
wacky wednesday waffs
Go and get yourself a bottle of wine. Hurry, it is exactly: 1-11-11 at 1:11 a.m.
And open a second bottle of wine on 1-11-11 at 1:11 p.m.
{Pause "Days of Our Lives" and ... oh, wait a minute! I realized it was the wrong year AFTER the second bottle of wine. At least, I didn't remember before the first bottle was tapped.}
HaPpY fErMeNtInG dAy!
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
wacky wednesday waffs
Now that the holiday season is officially over, I say, "Screw the New Years Resolution"!
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
wacky wednesday waffs
My New Years Resolution: MORE LAUGHTER!
Screw fine lines.
I am looking forward to craters!
Oh, and new panties!
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Daylight Savings
DON'T Forget TO Set BACK Your Clocks BY One HOUR!
We get an extra hour! Yay! We deserve that extra hour! What will you do with your extra hour on Sunday? Relax. The gym. A longer run. A more time-consuming recipe. More TV. A jigsaw puzzle. A project. Decorate for the holidays.
The good news is that we get to sleep an extra hour.
The bad news is that we will have to begin imbibing later on Sunday.
We get an extra hour! Yay! We deserve that extra hour! What will you do with your extra hour on Sunday? Relax. The gym. A longer run. A more time-consuming recipe. More TV. A jigsaw puzzle. A project. Decorate for the holidays.
The good news is that we get to sleep an extra hour.
The bad news is that we will have to begin imbibing later on Sunday.
Friday, November 4, 2011
It's Friday!
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
Sometimes, "Wine O'Clock" arrives earlier and earlier. Especially after toddler days that are quite humorous. And perhaps, a bit draining.
"No, don't throw my keys in the toilet."
"No, don't scream and point -- use your words (the good words)."
Although, I think I am being a downer with all the "No Words". Let's try something new...
"Yes, let's see if the keys will float -- never mind that the remote will no longer work!"
"Yes, let's all scream and point -- I hope it works for me, too!"
"Yes, let's all pull out every single toy in our home and leave them out. First one to break a leg -- gets ice cream every day for a week!"
Last night, according to my toddler -- any event that happened in the past is announced as last night, at bedtime the toddler decided to experiment with mouth noises. Loud noises -- like distorted raspberries. Loud obnoxious blowing bubblish kind of noises.
After each newly created noise, she would ask, "Daddy, does the kitty like this noise?"
And after each question regarding her noise, Daddy did not respond. Apparently, he thought that if he did not say anything then she would just stop with the noise making. However, with this toddler, that does not work. Because she is like the little energizer bunny... and she will keep going and going and going... until she receives an answer.
We are up to the umpteenth noise and recurring question, "Daddy, does the kitty like this noise?"
And finally... AN ANSWER:
"NO, NOBODY LIKES THOSE NOISES!" responds Daddy.
{Toddler grew very quiet. And she quietly said, "But I do!"}
And I laughed. And laughed. Because sometimes life is just really funny. Well, maybe not to everyone...and I suppose you had to be there... but it was really funny. And I still laugh. And toddler, she is great at retelling the story! And I continue to laugh every time she retells the "noise story".
And... "WINE O'CLOCK"... sums it up!
Sometimes, "Wine O'Clock" arrives earlier and earlier. Especially after toddler days that are quite humorous. And perhaps, a bit draining.
"No, don't throw my keys in the toilet."
"No, don't scream and point -- use your words (the good words)."
Although, I think I am being a downer with all the "No Words". Let's try something new...
"Yes, let's see if the keys will float -- never mind that the remote will no longer work!"
"Yes, let's all scream and point -- I hope it works for me, too!"
"Yes, let's all pull out every single toy in our home and leave them out. First one to break a leg -- gets ice cream every day for a week!"
Last night, according to my toddler -- any event that happened in the past is announced as last night, at bedtime the toddler decided to experiment with mouth noises. Loud noises -- like distorted raspberries. Loud obnoxious blowing bubblish kind of noises.
After each newly created noise, she would ask, "Daddy, does the kitty like this noise?"
And after each question regarding her noise, Daddy did not respond. Apparently, he thought that if he did not say anything then she would just stop with the noise making. However, with this toddler, that does not work. Because she is like the little energizer bunny... and she will keep going and going and going... until she receives an answer.
We are up to the umpteenth noise and recurring question, "Daddy, does the kitty like this noise?"
And finally... AN ANSWER:
"NO, NOBODY LIKES THOSE NOISES!" responds Daddy.
{Toddler grew very quiet. And she quietly said, "But I do!"}
And I laughed. And laughed. Because sometimes life is just really funny. Well, maybe not to everyone...and I suppose you had to be there... but it was really funny. And I still laugh. And toddler, she is great at retelling the story! And I continue to laugh every time she retells the "noise story".
Thursday, November 3, 2011
WebMedJournal
APPARENTLY, the FLU VACCINE does not cover this virus/ailment.
GET YOUR FLU SHOT TODAY!
IT JUST MIGHT CURE YOU!
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
it's still a me week.
And according to the rest of the family, the week isn't going so well.
I am receiving a lot of feedback, but the critiquing tones are not very pleasant.
As one daughter says, "this is a mighty long week". I had to remind her that it is only Tuesday. The second day of the week. Only three more days to go.
As another daughter says, quite regularly, "meanie, blahhhh!".
And another daughter states, "I don't like this". Probably because she is not being fed red dye #21 on a regular dietary basis.
And hubby, he's hanging in there -- barely. I have to admit, he still looks good even after sleeping in the kitchen last night.
Friday, September 16, 2011
5. Double Happy
Laugh. A lot.
Smile. Often.
Grin. Always.
It is day five of my "revamp myself" week. And I want to make sure I am living the Chinese Kanji Symbol of "Double Happiness". I want to make sure I take several moments throughout my days to "enjoy the small things"... a meltdown, a tantrum, a scream from the discomfort of incoming teeth, a scornful look from the mommy mafia, a mumsy once-over from the Jones', or a glass of spilled milk.
Because reality is... I will never have the opportunity to live this day over. This exact moment in time will quickly become a part of the past.
So, readers and friends...
EMBRACE today!
EMBRACE your life!
EMBRACE where you stand at this moment!
EMBRACE, people, EMBRACE!
Because, "WHY LIMIT HAPPY TO AN HOUR?"
Smile. Often.
Grin. Always.
It is day five of my "revamp myself" week. And I want to make sure I am living the Chinese Kanji Symbol of "Double Happiness". I want to make sure I take several moments throughout my days to "enjoy the small things"... a meltdown, a tantrum, a scream from the discomfort of incoming teeth, a scornful look from the mommy mafia, a mumsy once-over from the Jones', or a glass of spilled milk.
Because reality is... I will never have the opportunity to live this day over. This exact moment in time will quickly become a part of the past.
So, readers and friends...
EMBRACE today!
EMBRACE your life!
EMBRACE where you stand at this moment!
EMBRACE, people, EMBRACE!
Because, "WHY LIMIT HAPPY TO AN HOUR?"
Monday, March 7, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
gotta love "quotes"
so many funny quotes,
so little time;
a few of my favorites:
"We Drink to Sink"
"No Bar too Far"
"Save Water, Drink Beer"
"Adam and Steve"
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