wee tennis

Feeling overly confident and athletic since my LASIK surgery ...

surely, I have the BEST eye-to-hand coordination NOW.

LASIK not only fixed my eyesight, it fixed my ability to play TENNIS. 

I went to the club and signed up for TENNIS LESSONS. 

Lessons before ambitious Team.

Team of attractive, tanned, leg-toned, club women.

After registration, I quickly drove to the "athletic boutique",

which specializes in outfitting the "perfect" tennis player.

I walked out with some very cute tennis skirts.

FIRST LESSON:  I suck.

And the coach was extremely patient.

SECOND LESSON:  I still suck.

And the coach was helpful but awed.

THIRD LESSON:  I really suck.

And the coach offered to refund my "tuition" IF I never returned.

FOURTH LESSON:  I really really suck.

I picked up my refund.

And I now JUST wear the tennis outfits. 

Keep the racket in my car.

And use the tennis balls as STOP indicators in the garage.

THEN...

Wii Tennis came into my life.

I don my tennis outfits.

I attempt to play tennis with my Wii remote.

I COMPLETELY SUCK AT TENNIS.

EVEN Wii TENNIS.

I CANNOT EVEN MANAGE TO GET BEYOND - 

SERVE !

After each attempted Wii Tennis Game,

I receive the "polite, or not so polite"

YOU LOSE