Monday, June 7, 2010

cats for sale

actually, you would return them because they are on the high maintenance end of felineness.  and I would not put any unsuspecting victim through the rigamarole that we endure on a daily basis --
cats for rental ...
guaranteed to catch any critter that needs capturing in your home or yard
guaranteed to eat uninvited insects
guaranteed to be low maintenance for a short amount of time
guaranteed to perform properly and adequately
guaranteed to return to our home

ps... don't let their adoring furry feline faces deceive you
pps... the tennis ball is for me.  and parking.  and a guarantee that I stop. 

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