Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Top Ten List of Helpful Hints



1.  DO IT YOURSELF
2.  I'M SORRY, I MUST BE GOING
3.  DON'T BOTHER ME
4.  I'M BUSY
5.  I CAN'T HEAR YOU
6.  ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
7.  I'M NOT A HOUSEWIFE, I'M A STAY-AT-HOME MOM
8.  I'M CLEARLY NOT INTERESTED
9.  NO SUGAR-COATING IN THIS HOUSE
10.  I HEAR YOU, I'M JUST IGNORING YOU

This Top Ten List of Helpful Hints DO Help IF you follow them precisely and accurately.  Any one of the ten helpful hints can be used in response to any of your questions.  Please feel free to select the appropriate hint as a response to your assanine question.  Have a nice day!

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