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1.  The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some really good ideas!

2.  Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.  Amen.

 3.  The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.


4.  If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
(*** I have to remember this one)


5.  We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.