Thursday, April 21, 2011

paraprosdokian.6-10.


6.  War does not determine who is right - only who is left.



7.  Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.


8.  Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.


9.  To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; To steal from many is research.


10.  A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

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