Wednesday, April 27, 2011


21.  I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

22.  I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

23.  I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

24.  You're never too old to learn something stupid.

25.  To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

26.  Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

27.  A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

28.  Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine

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