Tuesday, April 26, 2011


paraprosdokian.  paraprosdokian.  paraprosdokian.  i. love. that. word.

16.  Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but checks when you say the paint is wet?

17.  Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?

18.  A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

19.  Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

20.  Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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